Doing My Part For The Left

It has been a few months since the Cheese Tray Awards have been handed out but it is past time to awards these beautiful mementos to the Biggest Whiners. Nothing goes better with Whine than a Cheese Tray.

1st Cheese Tray Award

The first Cheese Tray is awarded to Hans Klinger and the Texas Republican Party who are so worried about losing the majority in the Texas that they have contacted the Libertarian Party to beg them not to run for office as it could hurt Republicans and now are saying that money given to Annie’s List by Fred Baron is tainted money. Now the Republicans have no problem with taking money from any PAC or contributer no matter what they have publicly said or done but have a problem with Fred Baron’s money going to a PAC that endorsed Diana Maldonado for Texas House District 52. They seem to forget that the Republican, Bryan Daniel, running against Diana broke campaign and IRS law by having his office in a Charitable Foundation. office.

2nd Cheese Tray Award

The Second Cheese Tray Award goes to the idiot whiners behind PUMA and the rest of the Clintonistas who cannot for some reason understand that Hillary has lost the nomination and has even endorsed Barack Obama. Hillary has been very vocal of her support for Barack as our next president but these nut cases want Hillary declared the nominee. You cannot talk issues with these people because they care nothing for America only Hillary even though the leader of PUMA donated money to John McCain in 2000. Sounds like a good Democrat to me- NOT!!!! Supposedly Puma stand for The Party Unity My Ass but really means Phony Undemocratic McCain Ass Wipes!

The Triple Cheese Tray Award goes to John McCain and anyone stupid enough to listen to the Supreme Whiner as he cries into his milk because he is no longer the Golden Boy of politics. The entire campaign he whines about Obama not visiting Iraq but as soon as he does McCain and his staff whine because Barack Obama can put two words together and sound intelligent. This is a big departure from the current moron in the Oval Office and after watching McCain stutter and look confused in almost every appearances for the past month it seems Barack is a lot more intelligent than McCain. Maybe McCain better stick to biker rallies and offering his wife up for Biker Chick Contest where she can play with bananas and wear a bikini.